Photograph from author’s collection.
I realize that I am a new arrival to Medium and not everyone may know who I am yet. But I also don’t want to waste your time, so I’ll be brief.
Alcohol drinking has consequences, but not usually this…
Jefferson Ball was drunk.
She was also, for good measure, scotched, tipsy, pickled, loaded, smashed, lit, hammered, jonesed, stoned, tippled, bashed, pixilated, looped, high as a Georgia pine, gassed, Harvey-wallbangered, flipped, up-set, just drinkin’, salted, hard-boiled, fried and [insert your own term…
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I’ve heard everything you have to say- more than once.
You are not saying anything that someone else had said before- and better.
Holding or running for a public office
Nor operating a well-endowed multinational company
Nor benefitting from that company’s products to put your words out immediately
Jefferson Ball, brown furred and eyed, black nosed, clad in her customary black bikini and high boots despite the exclusive dress code of the establishment, the heroine of Earth and other planets and the strongest female dog in a universe almost exclusively consisting of canines, was convulsed with rage when…