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Muscle Girl

The Doc and I

David Perlmutter
18 min readApr 24, 2022

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A shocking superhero adventure….

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I had just returned home from school when the phone rang. I knew it had to be the Mayor, because nobody else contacts me with that ring.

We have a deal, the Mayor and I. I save the city from destruction when it needs to be saved, but on my time. When school and stuff like that that’s important to me is in…

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David Perlmutter

David Perlmutter is a freelance writer based in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.