Happy National Make A Dog’s Day
From an involved source:
A guest post from Cerberus, the world’s mightiest puppy:
My esteemed chronicler and confidant, Mr. Perlmutter, has deemed it necessary that I speak to you personally regarding this ridiculous made up holiday designed to make you humans continue to feel better about the sub-par treatment you continually give to your “fur babies” (BLECH!) at our expense.
I suppose it’s different for those among my kind who continually bow and scrape towards you humans, but I CALL…